The Saga of a Soft Butch
i. ii. iii.
In the trenches of my 20's. I've got a guitar, sass, science, and a shovel. Care to join me?




I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny


God bless the geeks. They will save us all.